stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

stone hands

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.

I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands

by some polak September 22, 2004

stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013