stone hands 

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.

stone hands by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

stone hands 

A phrase used by football players that means you can't catch good.

I will be reciever I'm ill @ catching.

other guy: no fucking way you suck you hav like stone hands

stone hands by some polak September 22, 2004

stone hands 

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand eye coordination in sports.

Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

stone hands by NicCamacho August 26, 2010

hands of stone 

Nickname of legendary Panamanian boxer Roberto Duran. In spanish, it translates to "Manos de Piedra". Generally recognized as one of the greatest lightweights to ever have lived, he won all his title matches in the lightweight divison, all but one by kayo. While Roberto Duran's original nickname was Rocky, as he began knocking out guys left, right and centre at 135, it became "Manos de Piedra" or "Hands of Stone".

There have been many great lightweights in boxing history: Joe Gans, Benny Leonard, Pernell Whitaker; and of course the legendary Hands of Stone, Roberto Duran.

hands of stone by cero2611 December 11, 2008

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

Stone Hand Syndrome by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Stoner Handshake 

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

Stoner Handshake by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

Stong Handshake 

When two men, or any two-party individuals commence the use of their genitalia to make a greeting, thus them slapping their stongs together.

Jerry: "Hey Matthew, what's crackin', cuh?"
Matthew: "Nun much, brother. Come give me that stong handshake."
Jerry: "Bet."
*Stong handsake*

Stong Handshake by TheStong December 11, 2023