dumbass know it all from an old Halo clan known as Children of God. He has long hair and a "sweet" laptop he spent the "entire" summer of 06 working to get the cash to buy it. Nagga, claimed that the name came from a greeting in which he would say Nagga? instead of hey! to his friends. He has an extremely high pitch voice and he professes to be an expert in all things when in reality he is an ignorant schmuck.

Stoll Nagga Da Bob: Osama bin Laden only attacked us because the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan.

Dude: Right, why don't you just go back to your d20 modern game?

Stoll: because the monkeyman wants mechcommander! I can't play while uploading it to him through aim.

stoll nagga da bob by codpiece thief August 29, 2009

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Cliff Stoll

The first person to catch a hacker.

IM FUCKING RETARDED UNLIKE CLIFF STOLL

Cliff Stoll by Supacrafter101 February 26, 2018

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Smollett

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

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Smollett

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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