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Can drink like a fish. Can drink you under the table. Can party all night long!
I wish I was a stoll! I get sick after the 3rd drink.
Stoll by tytetyte August 1, 2008
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being both strong and swoll
Damn dude, I'm so stoll now.
stoll by The Insatiable Rash September 20, 2008

Stoll Off 

The act of punching someone extremely hard to the point of almost knocking them out.
Jack said he is gonna stoll off you if you dont bring back his shoes tomorrow.
Stoll Off by ThaInstantClassic487 February 17, 2009

stoll nagga da bob 

dumbass know it all from an old Halo clan known as Children of God. He has long hair and a "sweet" laptop he spent the "entire" summer of 06 working to get the cash to buy it. Nagga, claimed that the name came from a greeting in which he would say Nagga? instead of hey! to his friends. He has an extremely high pitch voice and he professes to be an expert in all things when in reality he is an ignorant schmuck.
Stoll Nagga Da Bob: Osama bin Laden only attacked us because the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan.

Dude: Right, why don't you just go back to your d20 modern game?

Stoll: because the monkeyman wants mechcommander! I can't play while uploading it to him through aim.

Cliff Stoll

The first person to catch a hacker.
IM FUCKING RETARDED UNLIKE CLIFF STOLL
Cliff Stoll by Supacrafter101 February 26, 2018

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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