stolex 

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.

"Yo, check out that fool's Stolex."

stolex by üb3r 1337 April 16, 2005

stole my thunder 

When someone takes credit for your idea or doings, they take responsibility even tho they did Not do what you did! Especially before you have a chance to claim your thunder.

That fuckin' bitch stole my thunder! It was my doing & my idea yet she tried to claim it as her own. I hate when people have stole my thunder!

stole my thunder by Starchylde June 18, 2016

You stole my goddamn house! 

Iconic scene at the back of a limo when Kim Richards points out that her youngest sister, Kyle, is a f*cking freeloader and that she, along with Kathy Hilton took advantage of Kim's disadvantaged economic situation at the moment of their mother's passing.

Kyle: After everything I've done for you, everything I've done for you, being always there for you.
Kim: Everything you've done for me!?
Kyle: Yeah, yeah, everything I've done for you!
Kim: YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!!!

You stole my goddamn house! by CPJacott December 17, 2020

Black guy stole my bike 

There was this weird coincidence on google where searching "white guy stole my bike" would give you "Did you mean: Black guy stole my bike?"

Searching: White guy stole my bike

Did you mean Black guy stole my bike?

Black guy stole my bike by Harro Erryone September 7, 2010

stoley 

a stolen car

Tony and J got caught in a stoley

stoley by EAST WARREN BOY January 4, 2009

Stole-grown 

Stole-grown is a portmanteau of Stolen and Homegrown, stole-grown is homegrown (amateur porn or nude pics) which has been found and posted on the net but does not belong to the original poster.


Credited to clayizaiken of BGOL

Clay's house o Stole-Grown Cuties.

Stole-grown by Duece504 January 18, 2008

Nigga stole my bike! 

Originally a pic from the NES game Punch-Out, the picture dipected the events in between each tournament where Little Mac would jog through New York and his trainer, Doc Louis, would be leading him on a bike. One day, someone at Something Awful decided to take the picture and add the caption "Nigga stole my bike!" as a contribution to the photoshop contest of that week. This picture soon spread to YTMND, where it was placed on a web page with a sound clip of a person saying "Nigga stole my bike!" over and over again. Soon, variations were churned out almost daily, creating an Internet sensation that proved racism could still be funny...for a while.

A more popular variation involves the full animation of the scene accompanied by the music, with the infamous phrase mixed into the music.

Nigga stole my bike! by Dark Chaos September 9, 2005