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A Homosexual that stalks straight guys
Can you believe that stomo showed up where we were hanging out uninvited?
Stomo by A.N.U.S. October 7, 2010
"Man, I can't believe how rowdy those stomos at White Castle were."
stomo by Matt Ferrett October 17, 2005

word(s) to my mother

(informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death
A: Honestly, I didn't break that window!
B: I don't believe you!
A: Bro, word(s) to my mother!
A stoner who also happens to be homosexual.
Honey, I am a Stomo and proud. Yes gawd!
Stomo by IveHadItOfficially February 2, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026