stizzoned

high as a kite! stoned as a rat!

everybody likes to get stizzoned!

by LULU February 21, 2003

Stinsoned

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004

Stizzed

Totally smoking yourself retardes with marajuana.

I smoked 10 bowls and was totally stizzed.

by Andrew Hannigan November 10, 2003

Sleepy Stazzone

An individual with low amounts of energy being depressed around a group of friends or coworkers.

Chris, stop being a Sleepy Stazzone, you're ruining the upbeat atmosphere of this area.

by CharlieFoxxtrot August 7, 2008

Stizzled

To be high or under the influence.

That kid popped some e now he's stizzled.

by Fiziks November 25, 2003

SHIMZONED

SHIMZONED; when a female friendzones you but makes you think you still have a chance so you do her work for her and get a sneaky hand in every now and again

OH man ! that girl Seng, I think she SHIMZONED you :O

hey seng do you like shim... "No he's like a brother to me"
SHIMZONED

by NOT SHIM January 26, 2016

stizzed

1) To be wasted on any number of controlled substances, and realizing you've probably had more than enough and had better lay down before you fall down.

We've smoked ourselves stizzed.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005