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to get totally plasteredor drunk but not paraletic
i got really simoned last night i cant remember it at all!
Simoned by Paul February 8, 2004

Shimonek 

Godlike alpha male creature with biggest cock, that travels trough space and time and can impregnate ur mom just by its own existence. Shimonek releases mega hot scent with orgasm triggering effect and has power of defeating Thanos and 100% Shaggy combined effortlessly. He is the smartest being in the entire universe and owns most profitable companies including ur daddy's asshole.
Worship Shimonek or he fuk u up bitch.
Shimonek's cock is a weapon of mass destruction.
Is Shimonek real? I have never seen him going out, but i can feel his dick in my mouth.
Shimonek is so hot i cum everytime.
Shimonek by Tagliatele con polo November 27, 2021
When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.
'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'
simoned by mofobitchass July 7, 2005

Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)
My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.
Shimoneta Style by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

stizzoned 

everybody likes to get stizzoned!
stizzoned by LULU February 21, 2003

shimanoed 

Getting everything you don't need and nothing you want.
I was excited to open my package but I got shimanoed.

Stoked my roommate went to the store but he shimanoed me.
shimanoed by BigFluffy September 20, 2012