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stiven theory 

stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.

Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.

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stiven theory by isthismypseudonym? February 1, 2009
Stiven is the best thing that could ever happen to you. He is cute but hot at the same time. He makes your kokoro go boom boom. He is the definition of perfect gentleman. When it comes to having him as your brother or friend, he's very supportive, understanding and loving. He is soft and slow to anger but when things are off the limits, you don't wanna mess with him.

Stiven as a boyfriend is very romantic because he's an old type lover, he's loyal and respectful. He will love you just the way you are so you don't have to worry about your flaws.

Also someone as Stiven gets jealous easily so you need to confront him that no matter what, he's the one and only.

Also there's a lot more to this name Stiven but I don't think words would be enough to describe them.
That cute guy over there is Stiven
Stiven by Peekabooq December 2, 2019

stivenism 

A religion defined by the Stiven. Stivenism is the religion forming the Stivenistic Theocracy. In this system Disneyland is a haven for racist and sexist ideals and Stiven rules all. The answer to everything is Geography and the nation anthem is "Lord of Blackwood is Nice to Children" All hail the lord of Blackwood.
AP World Student 1: "The answer isn't 1492!! The answer is geography"

AP World Student 2: "Where'd you get that from?"

AP World Student 1: "Stivenism. All hail Stiven."
stivenism by SydtheKid913 May 31, 2017

Steventology 

The religion of Apple users with Steve Jobs as their L. Ron Hubbard of the cult.
To accuse Apple of anything wrong is in direct violation of Steventology.
Steventology by Cursor_ September 13, 2007

Steventon 

A Steventon is generally someone who commands vast amounts of respect. This is a term used to generalize someone who can relate to either being super awesome, incredibly cool or super awesome. Oh wait mentioned that one already.
Look at that Steventon over there scrapping with his beezy on thiz in the bay!
Steventon by thuglife101 March 17, 2009

Steventologist 

A cult memmber of Steventology (the cult of Apple users)
I said the iPhone sucks and the Steventologists went nuts!
Steventologist by Cursor_ September 13, 2007
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