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Sheentology 

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.
Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

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tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology by Bart's Mom March 16, 2011

Steventologist 

A cult memmber of Steventology (the cult of Apple users)
I said the iPhone sucks and the Steventologists went nuts!
Steventologist by Cursor_ September 13, 2007

stanentology 

In the non-aired episode of Gravity Falls, Grunkle Stan wants to found a new religion based on bribery, in which he will call the bible "Brible".
I will bribe anyone who will fall for it with STANENTOLOGY!

Sheentology 

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011