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stinky dink 

Usually a noun: Stinky dink is a half-expose turd log that is so large it can be used like a cock.

Can also be a verb: as in getting / giving the stinky dink.
That turdomizer really loves workin' that chick's stinky dink. I bet he'll come out of the closet soon
stinky dink by Mark May 3, 2005

The West Quincy Stinky Dink 

Tucking Dick and Balls into your own ass crack, then proceeding to fart on a womans boobies. Notoriously famous in West Quincy, Ma.
1. My god, I just received a West Quincy Stinky Dink, may I please have a napkin.

2. I tried to give her the West Quincy Stinky Dink, but I got her face by accident.

stink dink 

When you have sex with a chick with no condom, until you shower, you are known to have stink dink
I slept with Rachel today, and I still had stink dink from Jackie last night
stink dink by Ryan93 February 11, 2008

Stinky Dinky 

When your penis smells like shit for unknown reasons.
The smell of Little Richie's stinky dinky killed millions.
Stinky Dinky by JQqqq October 28, 2009

slinky dink 

If your imagination is vivid enough to think up this word, youre awesome.
Yesterday I was laying down, bored, and all of a sudden I was Slinky Dink.
slinky dink by CandidPolaroid September 2, 2019

stinky dinky 

your cock after having sex with a really dirty slut.
Jeremy braun's mom made my dinky stinky.
stinky dinky by mike January 6, 2004
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