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stincum

(Noun) /ˈstɪn.kʌm/

A foul, musky odor reminiscent of stale, unwashed bodily fluids, particularly dried semen.
Bro, your room smells like straight-up stincum—open a window or something
by Lalalei March 14, 2025
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Sticums

The pieces/particles of tissue paper that semi-permanently stick to your penis after having sex while attempting to clean oneself up.

This method of clean up, while seemingly an obvious choice to anyone with a lack of experience, leaves more of a mess and requires additional clean up such as a shower.
My girl went to the bathroom to grab me some shit to clean up with after we banged. She brought out just regular old tissue paper and I had sticums all over my junk the rest of the day!
by Earfreckles February 9, 2014
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Stinkcumtivitus

After banging a girl in the ass, forcefully cumming in her eye and causing pink eye
My friend Chris gave his girlfriend stinkcumtivitus after he fucked her in the ass and busted a nut in her eye.
by KidWho October 11, 2014
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stinkum

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)
that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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stancum

wow dude. i really stancumed Lauren last night. she loved it !!
by i don’t fuckingcarewhatitis February 26, 2019
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stinkums magoo

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.
warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!
by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022
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stinjum

an exceptional wife and mother, generally unappreciated by her lazy husband
'my wife is a stinjum. I really do not deserve her'
by an impartial observer February 11, 2009
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