stincum

(Noun) /ˈstɪn.kʌm/

A foul, musky odor reminiscent of stale, unwashed bodily fluids, particularly dried semen.

Bro, your room smells like straight-up stincum—open a window or something

stincum by Lalalei March 14, 2025

Sticums 

The pieces/particles of tissue paper that semi-permanently stick to your penis after having sex while attempting to clean oneself up.

This method of clean up, while seemingly an obvious choice to anyone with a lack of experience, leaves more of a mess and requires additional clean up such as a shower.

My girl went to the bathroom to grab me some shit to clean up with after we banged. She brought out just regular old tissue paper and I had sticums all over my junk the rest of the day!

Sticums by Earfreckles February 9, 2014

Stinkcumtivitus

After banging a girl in the ass, forcefully cumming in her eye and causing pink eye

My friend Chris gave his girlfriend stinkcumtivitus after he fucked her in the ass and busted a nut in her eye.

Stinkcumtivitus by KidWho October 11, 2014

stinkum 

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)

that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!

stinkum by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

stancum 

when you respect women

wow dude. i really stancumed Lauren last night. she loved it !!

stancum by i don’t fuckingcarewhatitis February 26, 2019

stinkums magoo 

This is when someone who you really don't expect to fart a lot actually does #fart a ton.

Can also refer to someone who, you wouldn't expect their farts to be bad, but actually they're an abomination to the senses.

warold hörstler: bro, you fuck with larry's sister? she got some nicers.
jiminy glick: dudestein she a stinkums magoo.
warold hörstler: whatchu mean, son?
jiminy glick: brozilla one time i was hiding under the sofa trying to catch a glimpse and whatnot, and all a sudden, i'm blastit wif like some da nastiest odeurs i ever face in my life.
warold hörstler: sick!
jiminy glick: smell like someone take a dumpski in a bag a doritos and seal it up and then roast it at 450 degs, namsayin?
warold hörstler: sick!

stinkums magoo by trilliam turdsworth May 2, 2022

stinjum 

an exceptional wife and mother, generally unappreciated by her lazy husband

'my wife is a stinjum. I really do not deserve her'

stinjum by an impartial observer February 11, 2009