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Sticums

The pieces/particles of tissue paper that semi-permanently stick to your penis after having sex while attempting to clean oneself up.

This method of clean up, while seemingly an obvious choice to anyone with a lack of experience, leaves more of a mess and requires additional clean up such as a shower.
My girl went to the bathroom to grab me some shit to clean up with after we banged. She brought out just regular old tissue paper and I had sticums all over my junk the rest of the day!
by Earfreckles February 9, 2014
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Following the by-now-known sitcumstances is as indispensable as soapies in the bathtub.
by Hercolena Oliver April 7, 2009
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