stimk 

You stimk.

You stimk now go take a shower

stimk by CeticTwist March 8, 2022

snake on a stick

Anyone working in the EMS field. (from the snake and staff on a star of life)

The snake on a stick crew is on the way.

snake on a stick by Westley E November 6, 2007

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

don't stick your dick in crazy

A rule of the utmost priority for any outstanding gentleman/someone who wishes to not be murdered in their sleep.

Baz: I barely escaped with my life last night, this girl I used to sleep with came after me with a machete!
Gill: What did we tell you?
Baz: ...Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Gill: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

don't stick your dick in crazy by sourceofinfinitewisdom November 5, 2013

simkungdan 

simkungdan (심쿵단) is a subfandom nickname for engenes who adore Sim Jaeyun. they used to be known as "jakeys," but Jake changed their name to "simkungdan," which means "heartbeat." simkungdans are jake's heartbeat.

simkungdans are as devious and as intelligent as they come. they would go to any length to keep Sim Jaeyun safe.

"don't talk about sim jaeyun unless you're praising him."

simkungdan by simkungdan December 11, 2021

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.

Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot”
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”

Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

Mississippi hickory stick by tombeast29 August 9, 2022