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stiffated 

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.
He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.
stiffated by travilist180 December 7, 2020
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Stiffocated 

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance
Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated
Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Stifflocated 

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.
She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.
Stifflocated by Cavedog September 6, 2019

Stiffott 

The name given to the last person online on your facebook online friends list, often late at night.

If the stiffott remains online because of a conversation via Facebook messenger that has ran over normal bedtimes and you are also his/her Stiffott it can be said that you are 'Stiffotting'.

Can also be used as a term for feeling uncomfortable ie 'i was at the party and I didnt know anyone, i felt like a total stiffott'.
"Laura is such a stiffott, I woke up in the night and she was still online, we were stiffotting till about 4 in the morning. who knows when a stiffott sleeps"?
Stiffott by fil dunne March 4, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026