sticky pretzel 

An Israeli slang concerning the act of shoving a hot pretzel up an Americans left nostril.

"Hey Yisra'el, do you want to sticky pretzel that Jerry over there?"
"sure thing lets go"

sticky pretzel by extracrispytea November 11, 2019

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra 

"Yes and I appreciate you as a person and your opinions are valid"

"These pretzels are good in the curry dip!"
"I'll stick a pretzel in your urethra"

I'll stick a pretzel in your Urethra by Vennificus November 18, 2018

Pretzel sticks 

A phrase created to notify fellow male co-workers that a hot chick is in the vicinity. This allows one to alert others of the hottie's presence in the office without the fear of being turned into HR.

Caution should be used so five guys don't turn to check out the girl at the same time.

"Hey Jason, I'm hungry. Do you have any pretzel sticks?" At this point, the co-worker has been alerted with some discretion.

Pretzel sticks by JackCaz January 19, 2011

Powdered Pretzel Stick 

The act of receiving a (sloppy) blowjob, covering the penis with several grams of cocaine, and proceeding to have sex. Variations of the act include having anal sex after the application of cocaine, resulting in a powdery chocolate covered pretzel stick.

That bitch let me give her a chocolate powdered pretzel stick last night, fo real tho.

Powdered Pretzel Stick by YikesMcGoo July 10, 2015

boil pretzel sticks 

Take a shit

Damn Daniel my stomach hurts I need to boil pretzel sticks.

boil pretzel sticks by Goosetavo July 2, 2016

Pretzel Stick 

Slang name for a penis with genital warts.

Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?

Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.

Janna: Damn rip.

Pretzel Stick by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017