Definitions by epicbullet497
Green Tissue
A slang term for a joint. Is mostly used if the joint's purpose was to drown ones sorrow but can be used in a standard sense.
"Damn bro my entire world went upside down after Lily cheated"
"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"
"Here bro take some of these Green Tissues it'll get ya mind off it man"
Green Tissue by epicbullet497 June 25, 2018
Pretzel Stick
Janna: Hey Karen did you have sex with your boyfriend last night?
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Karen: I was about to but when I pulled down his pants he had a nasty pretzel stick so I kicked his ass to the curb after.
Janna: Damn rip.
Pretzel Stick by epicbullet497 May 24, 2017