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STFUASMD 

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Acronym standing for, Shut The Fu*k Up And Suck My Di*k.
STFUASMD, You bitch.
STFUASMD by 0Bananas0 June 15, 2010
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stfuagimb 

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An acronym used in frustartion meaning "shut the fuck up and git in my belly". Usually used in a losing argument.
"Dude you know youre wrong."
"No Im not!"
"Yeah thats what I thought nice comeback."
"Dude STFUAGIMB!"
stfuagimb by SlimPwnr May 19, 2008

Stfuasmda 

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Stfuasmda: Shut The Fuck Up and Suck My Dick Already.

It adds that extra hint STFU was looking for...
Kirtney: HEY COLE STFUASMDA

Cole: ...Do I have to...?
Stfuasmda by Flluerv January 14, 2011

stfuagimb 

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The abbreviation of Shut The Fuck Up And Get In My Bum. Most commonly used in situations dealing with frustration, both trivial and sexual.
"Hey James, you know that piece of toffee I gave you earlier ?"
"Yeah ?"
"Aye, it was actually a deadly mix of rat poison and snake venom. Nan's old recipe."
"...

STFUAGIMB"
stfuagimb by Jofamo March 22, 2007

stfuastfd

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Jewish kid: MOMMY A PENNY FELL OUT OF THAT GUYS POCKET!!! LET ME GRAB IT!
Non jewish stepdad: stfuastfd before I whoop your curly headed ass.
stfuastfd by CaptainCaleb December 27, 2010

STFUASD 

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Shut The Fuck Up And Sit Down! A new text message shorthand, for when STFU (Shut The Fuck Up) isn't enough, and the person is being really persistent
"Guys, this isn't what we should be doing."
"Enough, we don't want to hear it any more."
"But, really, I don't think this is a good idea"
"Oh, STFUASD, jerk!"
STFUASD by Demandreddarklight August 16, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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