stfuastfd

Means shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

Jewish kid: MOMMY A PENNY FELL OUT OF THAT GUYS POCKET!!! LET ME GRAB IT!
Non jewish stepdad: stfuastfd before I whoop your curly headed ass.

stfuastfd by CaptainCaleb December 27, 2010

stfuattdlagg

Shut the fuck up and take that dick like a good girls

Asking to switch positions is for the weak. Flip her around and tell her stfuattdlagg

stfuattdlagg by Bryguy86 January 12, 2023

stfuagtfo 

Equivalent of 'Shut the Fuck Up and Get the Fuck Out"

Saying the acronym in rapid fire procession usually baffles opposite party, resulting in the effective end of an unwanted conversation.

"hey kimmy, can I borrow your car?"

"stfuagtfo"

"what?"

"stfuagtfo"

-idiot proceeds to walk away in bafflement-

stfuagtfo by i said gtfo December 20, 2010

stfdastfu 

Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Kyler: Mom keeps spazzing and running around the kitchen.

Josh: Tell her to stfdastfu

stfdastfu by Nehltic February 1, 2009

STFUSTFD 

Shut The Fuck Up Sit The Fuck Down

Used in internet conversations to shut stupid people up and to keep them quiet while you tell them how unbelievably wrong they are

fool: OMG! I'M SO 1337 Run3sc4p3 h4x0rZ

Non fool: STFUSTFD! This is a list of reasons why you should never ever talk again...

STFUSTFD by Emarziel September 14, 2007

STFUASMD 

Acronym standing for, Shut The Fu*k Up And Suck My Di*k.

STFUASMD, You bitch.

STFUASMD by 0Bananas0 June 15, 2010

Stfuasmda 

Stfuasmda: Shut The Fuck Up and Suck My Dick Already.

It adds that extra hint STFU was looking for...

Kirtney: HEY COLE STFUASMDA

Cole: ...Do I have to...?

Stfuasmda by Flluerv January 14, 2011