YouTuber, guitarist/musician who initially rose to minor fame on the Internet through a series of spoof videos, and later parody songs, depicting 'tropes' in music mainly found in modern sub-genres of heavy metal including deathcore and post-hardcore, and now makes general heavy metal related YouTube content.
1. Man I miss when SteveTerreberry made those parody vids instead of just reacting to lists and Buzzfeed vids.
Someone who is smarter than most people. They are most likely a shysubmissive human being. They will have the most beautiful eyes and plump lips. They will have a curvy body and most likely have curly or straight hair. They will have people watching them. People will beg to be with them. Most of them will be virgins until they find the person they have been dreaming of. Once they find that special someone they will do anything for them. If the person asked for sex, money, or for someone to die they will do it. Both sexes will drool over Shevette. They are not to be taken as a joke. They can be very harmful if they want to be. Shevette is very sexy and can have anyone they want.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.