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a kid who thinks he/she is completely awesome, yet is a total douchebag. The only reason people talk to him/her is when he/she bribes them with Little Debbies snacks, and when someone tells him/her that he/she is an idiot, he/she does not believe the insult.
"Dude, Do you wanna hang out? I got Little Debbies."

"Sure, I love knowing a Stempky, even though your an idiot"
stempky by scooterballs April 19, 2010
Words you can keep
nasty ass stubby stinky hoe
jessica: “sarah was talking about how you always wear weave
shaniya: “bye asl. tell that stumpky ass bitch mind her business
stumpky by blasiibabii December 23, 2020
Related Words
Top kek lass. Absolute ledge, have lunch with her every day
Stempy's is a lass like no lass
stempy by CM-27 June 2, 2015
Of odor that is unappealing to the ear.
My mom is quite stemphy today, and smells like curdling cheese balls.
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josh stempka 

A large gamer that stays at home and jerks in front of his grandma. Strokes his cats often but will yell at Gus every five minutes. Often thought to be racist but isn’t so he says.
Wow that guy is a total josh Stempka I bet he is a racist.
josh stempka by RedRiotAngel September 13, 2020
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