Joe Romano

The hottest guys in the world. They usually have a flat ass, but their massive bulging cocks make up for it. They can also perform anal sex on themselves when erect, AND soft.

Joe Romano has rock-hard nipples and a penis too.

by CoolGuyCooper November 03, 2021

Sardetoofur

A sexy man who eats shit, but has the body of a raw and juicy hamburger to cover this shit consumption up.

Barry is such a Sardetoofur, and I would fuck him in the butt super hard.

by CoolGuyCooper September 14, 2021

Snarglepoofed

1. Flabbergasted, shocked, amazed.
2. Insanely high on marijuana.

Bro, did you see Todd last night! He looked snarglepoofed from all that weed!

by CoolGuyCooper November 13, 2021

Stemphy

Of odor that is unappealing to the ear.

My mom is quite stemphy today, and smells like curdling cheese balls.

by CoolGuyCooper November 02, 2021