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A bad ass who will beat you like he's using the fists of god. Also works at Kinkos
"Why do you care how I get those oranges up the stairs? I can pay someone to bring them up for me. Just like I'm paying stelio kontos to kick your ass."

Stevious Steven 

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.
Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven
A great dude with a huge PP size, mostly Greek.
OMG! Stelios has an enormous PP! At least 20km longer that the guys from Gay-Away, and especially Giorgos
Stelios by StExtreme November 19, 2021

stelious 

A cute boy with lots of dreams. All girls flirt with him. He has a big beautiful smile that every girl falls in love with. A greek with lots of dreams which one is to become a awesome soccer player. He is a shy but cute boy. Whenever you meet a Stelious, say something don't be shy.
I love Stelious!
Where's my Stelious!
Stelvin is a little Indian Dogg who is under normally the shortest person in the room, he is normally the last one picked. If you ever meet a stelvin tell him to get a life and work at a gas station.
Guy1: is that stelvin
Guy2: oi go work at at gas station
Stelvin: ok.
stelvin by Rocky 999 April 30, 2019
Stelios is the most funny creature in existence, his sheer comedic aura can make even Erdogan laugh, he is very enjoyable and hilarious, he eats practically everything and his favourite food is feta cheese, hence his nickname Steliotyro which is supposed to be pronounced in melodic tone given emphasis to the syllable in the beggining and middle dragging the last "o" ,if written it would be like this "STELIOtyroooooo". The literall translation of this made up word is "steliocheese" paying homage to Funny Stelios' love for feta cheese. Another interesting fact about Funny Stelios is that he owns an autistic dog in the name of "Chicky" which is thought by many to hold more brain cells than Stelios' little brother, Anestis. Some other nicknames that are used to announce Stelios' graceful presence are: "Funny Stelios", " Stelios The Comedian", "Stelios The Joker", "Stelios Dababy", " Funny Steliotyro" and many more. It is worth to point out that Stelios carries A DUMB TRUCK OF AN ASS that many of his peers would absolutely love to perform a roufokwli on.
Hey guys look its Stelios with his HUGE HAIRY ASS and funny jokes!!
Stelios by ANALBUTTPLUGGER-7000 December 6, 2021