a steiny is a dick with balls the size of tennis balls. There is no immediate cure for steiny but we are workin on one. If you do have steiny, fk as many girls as u can because the chicks dig it.
by colt^ inspired by stan el capitan October 01, 2003
Get stopped or slowed down by someone of box-like proportions.
F^*%, California Sandwiches is gonna close soon. We'd better not get steinied here.
OR: Go get your steinbox. I ain't getting steinied on this one.
OR: Go get your steinbox. I ain't getting steinied on this one.
by renbag July 22, 2008
To get raped up the ass, most likely by the boss himself, George Steinbrenner. All Yankees must get Steinied to be put on the roster.
by K. Mhettos October 12, 2004
An incredible tool of a person; a douchebag. One who is not funny in any way and resorts to making fun in order to cover up their lack of self-confidence.
Person A: Wow that guy is not cool.
Person B: Ya hes a straight up fool.
Person C: I know, what a Steiny.
Person B: Ya hes a straight up fool.
Person C: I know, what a Steiny.
by G-Dawgy G-Dawgy G October 28, 2008