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Steining
the act of masturbating to your girlfriend sitting on the toilet after Red Lobster's Crabfest with a manikin's hand wedged up your ass
Example 1: yo have you guys seen my manikin anywhere...? we just got back from the Lobster and my girlfriend is about to shit her pants
Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask
Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
Example 2: next time i go steining my girlfriend said i could wear the skream mask
Example 3: next time i go steining itll be after the all you can eat shrimp
Related Words
Steining • Steining Out • steininger • Stenning • staining the deck • staining the table • Sterning • Seining • seining out • Sheining
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Steining by Joe Pirelli December 21, 2007
Steining
When your friends get together and play rock band while making up many inside jokes that nobody would understand except for the people involved in the said; rock band game.
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Steining by Kingorange October 18, 2009
Steining
Steining
To physically get smaller.
The loss of muscle, particularly in a short amount of time.
Perceived atrophy. To look smaller. To shrink.
The loss of muscle, particularly in a short amount of time.
Perceived atrophy. To look smaller. To shrink.
“Dude, I haven’t been to the gym in a week! I feel like I’m steining away!”
“You used to be huge, but you’ve steined! What happened?”
“Bruh, keep up with the macros or you’ll just stein.”
“You used to be huge, but you’ve steined! What happened?”
“Bruh, keep up with the macros or you’ll just stein.”
Steining by springs_junction February 9, 2024
Steining Out
An activity regularly engaged in by one Josh Stein. In essence, when a particular situation presents itself, especially one of adverse circumstances, Josh begins to recklessly utilize profane and swing his arms with complete disregard for human safety. Furthermore, various sound effects and or hysterical laughing may accompany the aforementioned description. This event, while annoying, can be rather humorous and it is widely encouraged that if you bear witness to Mr. Stein while he is deeply involved in a Stein out, rag on him as much as possible.
*Jimbo, while in a drunken stupor,drops beer can at party and its contents covers Josh's pants and the floor*
Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!
Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!
Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Josh: WoOOOOoooOOooooooooaaaaHHHhaaaHHhh!!!! *flails arms wildly* JIMBO WHAT THE FUCK!! I HAVE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BEER ALL OVER MY GODDAMN PANTS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! wOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOaaaHHHhhhAAAA!!!!
Shwartz: HE'S STEINING OUT!
Jim: *proceeds to open another beer* Josh, shut the fuck up you goddamn spaz.
Steining Out by hfsiohgohg November 7, 2007
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