SS's definitions

Last mile

1. the circuit between your house and the telco, typically the biggest problem in getting a quality connection to the Internet.
2. the final leg of any journey
3. the final delivery mechanism for anything

this portal solution is the 'last mile' between our company's data and its employees

by SS January 22, 2004

The Dam

Refers to the city of Amsterdam.
XXX!

-Where'd you go?
--Went to London, then hit the 'dam, jumped to Prague, then home..

by SS January 22, 2004

cheechako

A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.

-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?

by SS January 22, 2004

lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned

noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.

by SS February 29, 2004

black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.

Give me a Black and Tan, barkeep!

by SS January 22, 2004

heiny

A Heineken beer

Yo! Toss me another Heiny!

by SS January 22, 2004

gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004