Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Stayready
The state of being “ready” for anything and more specifically, clean anal sex. Closely associated with the phrase, “If you stay ready, you don’t have to get ready!” amplified by the sexual wellness brand and their flagship dietary fiber supplement, Pure for Men.
Stayready by Pure for Men February 8, 2023
Related Words
staysea • staysey • staysha • #staysafesamandcolby • starseay • Stayready • staysarcastic • staysavv • staysexcation • staysexual
staysha
Staysha is beautiful don't let nobody bring her down smart talented brownskin nice and can dance make you laugh be there for you and love you
staysha by Fatimah grier January 16, 2018
starseay
as a verb: too bounce head from side to side in complete zen happiness
as an adjective: a feeling of complete zen happiness but with a poppy teen song playing in the back or a gentle smile while burning incense and having inner peace
as a noun: a completely zen person who holds the balance between melancholy and happiness all in a head bob
as an adjective: a feeling of complete zen happiness but with a poppy teen song playing in the back or a gentle smile while burning incense and having inner peace
as a noun: a completely zen person who holds the balance between melancholy and happiness all in a head bob
Guy 1. Man, do you see those fricking waves all glittering in the ocean as they roll in?
Guy 2. Yeah, that is so fricking starseay.
Guy 2. I just saw this dude, he was like burning incense but smiled gently, kinda like an ewok, but a monk, or a cool mystic penguin.
Guy 1. He is pretty much a starseay.
Guy 2. Yeah, that is so fricking starseay.
Guy 2. I just saw this dude, he was like burning incense but smiled gently, kinda like an ewok, but a monk, or a cool mystic penguin.
Guy 1. He is pretty much a starseay.
starseay by Becaroonio June 16, 2011
Staysia
When we get back home, remember the law of Staysia. Don't tell my wife anything about my evening whereabouts.
Staysia by greasemonkey1311 June 14, 2016
Dirty Staysha
Dirty Staysha by Scary Beef June 8, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026