The Social Network Status Tease (SNST) is a ditzy bitch who can do no more than post “cute” little sexual comments and jokes on their MySpace and/or Facebook page, with the hopes that they
will get a long thread of “cute” little sexual responses from guys (most likely Shirtless Profile
Asshole, Mustang
Asshole, or Crotch Rocket
Asshole).
SNST’s only creativity in life is the ability to use common, everyday terms in some kind of sexual reference. SNST also LOVES to post pics which emphasize their
boobs. Their face may be a wreck, but their cans have GOT to be the attention of the photo. SNST
will post from their home, school, work, the store, or anywhere else in order to satisfy their piss-poor self-esteem.
Nobody with any moral character at all wants to see the posts from SNST. They are predictable and oh-so-common. SNST often announces the bar at which they are going that evening, with the hopes that local male assholes
will also go to that same bar. This makes for an entire evening of free drinks, and ego-boosting flirting for SNST.
Social Network Status Tease won't have very many ways to attract attention when time takes its toll on their
face and body. Luckily, loser "social network guy" doesn't care that the
face in SNST's profile doesn't really match the
face in person. For the time being, however...its free drinks and filrting fo SNST !!!!
