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A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease
by ayemaynedayyy January 15, 2009
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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