Statesman 

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.

That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.

Statesman by True balla in da hood wit dem May 4, 2015

Statesman 

A politician who is able to successfully fool people into thinking he has dignity.

Mr. Smith was a statesman who earned the respect of his audience every time spoke, even if he had the tendency to bend the truth here and there. His opponent, Mr. Jones, was a sleazy politician who straight-up lied to his audience, but earned votes by blaming the country's problems on various minority groups and uniting them under a banner of "political incorrectness".

Statesman by smidgen2 October 27, 2018

statesman 

A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour

One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman

statesman by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005

Statesman

Statesman is a top-secret, independent American intelligence and espionage agency introduced in Kingsman: The Golden Circle. They are the American equivalent of the British Kingsman organization, operating independently from the US government.

Agent Tequila: "Welcome to Statesman, independent intelligence agency. Just like y'all, I reckon. But our founders went into the booze business."

Statesman by le tea drinker October 14, 2026

United Statesman 

a citizen of the USA. The feminine form is United Stateswoman. Likewise, United Statesmanship is US citizenship.

He is a United Statesman by birth.

United Statesman by uttam maharjan May 6, 2011

The Elder Statesman 

Member of DOV, his boss is Bruce, a.k.a Gamblor and lives for the Shore.

"what's the elder statesman doing with the evil one?"

The Elder Statesman by Black Belt Jones September 18, 2003

Bleeding Statesman 

Origin: First officially documented in the year of our Lord 2024 by Mike K. of Redondo Beach — a man whose voice was smooth as silk and whose spiritual awakening is constantly being tested by schmo's playing with their phones in meetings, and weak coffee. Blessings be unto him.

An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.

With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.

They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.

“I watched Mike meditate for like 40 minutes before the meeting… but then he snapped and told the newcomer to stop reading the promises like it was a TED Talk. That man’s a textbook Bleeding Statesman.”

“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”

“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”

“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”

Bleeding Statesman by Sponsorus Maximus April 6, 2025