Definitions by smidgen2

noped 

Fled; ran away, usually from an object of fear. Generally used in the past tense when fleeing while expressing the sentiment, "Nope, I'm not dealing with this."

(Slang, circa 2020.)

I took one look at the horde of misshapen monsters and noped out of there like a bat out of hell.

noped by smidgen2 March 25, 2023

sex on wheels 

A Lotus Elise.
A Jaguar E-Type.
A Shelby Cobra.
A Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa.
A Pagani Zonda.

Any car that is amazingly beautiful, graceful, fast, and curvy. In a word, a "hot" car. A car that is "sex on wheels" turns heads, elicits wolf-whistles, and inspires song, poetry, and envy.

Alternatively, "sex on wheels" is the bikini-clad model leaning against the most expensive prototype at a car show.

Gearhead to friend, on seeing a really hot car: "Damn, sex on wheels."

sex on wheels by smidgen2 June 13, 2021

Statesman 

A politician who is able to successfully fool people into thinking he has dignity.

Mr. Smith was a statesman who earned the respect of his audience every time spoke, even if he had the tendency to bend the truth here and there. His opponent, Mr. Jones, was a sleazy politician who straight-up lied to his audience, but earned votes by blaming the country's problems on various minority groups and uniting them under a banner of "political incorrectness".

Statesman by smidgen2 October 27, 2018