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stark naked 

she walked in on me stark naked
stark naked by philly85 March 21, 2009
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Stark Naked 

Naked... And oiled. (A GoT reference)
So I’m laying there, stark naked with a pacifier in my mouth...

stark bollock naked 

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

stark bollock naked 

(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.


The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
Starke Naked by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

Naked Stare

1)The awkward, white hot lazer like stare that occurs when you walk past someone you previously had a sexual relationship with

2)When someone has seen you naked for non-sexual reasons and you can never quite look them in the eye again
1)"God I just walked past Danni... NAKED STARE!"
2)"Bella saw me naked the other night, I just passed her a minute a go... naked stare"
Naked Stare by Cryptkeeper5 November 9, 2009

star bollock naked 

going fully nude - British Term
"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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