I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.

The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.

stark bollock naked by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

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Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.

While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.

Starke Naked by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

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Naked Stare

1)The awkward, white hot lazer like stare that occurs when you walk past someone you previously had a sexual relationship with

2)When someone has seen you naked for non-sexual reasons and you can never quite look them in the eye again

1)"God I just walked past Danni... NAKED STARE!"
2)"Bella saw me naked the other night, I just passed her a minute a go... naked stare"

Naked Stare by Cryptkeeper5 November 9, 2009

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star bollock naked

going fully nude - British Term

"its soo hot am gonna go star bollock naked"

star bollock naked by ManchesterLad July 22, 2015

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