To be one hundred percent completely naked.
Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.
by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018
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(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.
I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.

The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
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To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
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