staplegun 

Some stupid retard that 'goes' to barnwell school (i use 'goes' in the loosest way possible because he never really comes to school) he is completely retarded and he only comes to school so he wont get raped by his mum and brothers, he gots bullied all the time suggesting to us that he would rather be at home (apart from the raping...well actually we arnt sure) but we continue because i am sure i would have more money if my parents did not have to pay for this retard.

MARK STAPLETON\staplegun\stplehead\retard\ fag\shit head\homo\poor boy\go home\ why are you wasting my parents money\ leave now or i will beat you up.

staplegun by Who else? January 23, 2004

Stafford Tower Staplegun 

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

Stafford Tower Staplegun by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

stapleton drive 

1) The street that all of the cool kids live on. If you don’t live on stapleton drive, you’re not cool.

I wish I lived on Stapleton Drive, they have such a great dynamic and bond.

stapleton drive by iamcumcut November 29, 2019

Staplenuts 

Saying that you can kick someones ass, but backing out of the fight to prove that your stronger because you need to leave for india the next morning.

Kyle: Come on im stronger than you i can beat you why won't you fight now just to prove it.
Sam: Wow your not making any sense i know i can beat you but i have to go to india tomorrow and it could ruin my vacation.
Kyle: God fuck you staplenuts

Staplenuts by Fuckmewhileimhornyandcumonme March 29, 2010

stapleton 

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible

oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??

stapleton by cleveland indians October 23, 2008

blythe stapleton

Hot ass guy with a very big dick

Blythe Stapleton is sooo hot.

blythe stapleton by Doctor Big Shlongin Blythe November 6, 2017

stapleton 

A person who can't keep his hands out of his pants, even at the most inappropriate times such as poker games when he is the dealer. Often has great difficulty spelling four letter words. Often accompanied with the first name daniel.

Damnit stapleton get your hand out of your pants!

stapleton by Ank April 20, 2005