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Standoff 2 

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.
RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?
Standoff 2 by Zovio July 8, 2020

standoff 2 

A FPS title on mobile that is similar to csgo(counter strike) in many ways
standoff 2 by appleketchupee April 22, 2019

Shit Standoff 

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.
Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."
Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

Canadian Standoff 

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.
Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

Brooklyn standoff 

A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.
Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh

midwestern standoff 

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.
Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.