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noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.
"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."
by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
by Black Don August 06, 2020
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Noun.

When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.
Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"

Joe: "They usually have a standoff."
by kewlrawr September 03, 2012
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a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people
FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!
by Shazzy Mack December 09, 2008
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