Standoff 

noun. a person who calls everybody else a new jack, so that they themselves don't get called new jacks. Usual targets are people who generally listen to mainstream bands, regardless of experience in hardcore music, and music diversity.

"You know that fool steven?"
"Yeah man, that kids a fuckin standoff."

Standoff by DanielDisastrous March 17, 2009

standoff 

Noun.

When two men on chatroulette are both jacking off and both refuse to hit the next button and see who can go longer.

Bill: "Dude what happens when a guy is beating off and gets a dick?"

Joe: "They usually have a standoff."

standoff by kewlrawr September 3, 2012

standoff 

a level in halo 3 that everyone hates and vetoes. only nubcakes can win because they are faggot enough to get into the warthog and drive around all day and shoot people

FACCCCCK! Not standoff again. This map sucks. I hate all the noob biscuits slobbering in noob sauce wanting to get the splaser. Veto this shit!!!!!

standoff by Shazzy Mack December 18, 2008

Standoff 2 

Just don't play this. Run away.

Why do you play Standoff 2.

Standoff 2 by anonymous May 29, 2021

Standoff 2 

A counter-strike similar game by Axlebolt made for mobile that replaced critical ops. The majority of the player base of this game is from Russia. Updates are delayed for ios most of the time but the overall game is fun and competitive.

RIP C-ops. Imma go play standoff 2.

ios user: When will standoff 2 update come?

Standoff 2 by Zovio July 8, 2020

standoff 2 

A FPS title on mobile that is similar to csgo(counter strike) in many ways

i play standoff 2

standoff 2 by appleketchupee April 22, 2019

Shit Standoff 

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013