stampeo

(adj. - orphan participle) An indescribably intense state of elation; the maximum number of physically possible quanta of excitement an individual human being can experience without imploding.

Dude, I was so stampeo last night when I found out that I got into HCC.

by Alexander Orson January 6, 2008

v card stamped

the act of taking someone's virginity

"Last night Jackie got her v card stamped, BY ME! Sorry to hear your sister is no longer a virgin bro. Are we still friends? Can I still bang your sister?"

by pistolpj June 22, 2009

Turdal stampede

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Stampo

Spanish for stamp

Who is that lady does she stampo?

by Emexico March 8, 2020

stampos

The Spanish word for "stamp"

I need to go out and buy some stampos

by beholdtheyellow April 18, 2009

Hairy Stamper

When the male ejaculates on a woman's chest and presses his pubic hair on the ejaculant and creates a stamp mark on the woman's head with the jizz as ink and the pubes as a stamp.

"I didn't have enough jizz to do a hairy stamper with my girl friend."

by Rawbeesea February 22, 2010

Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010