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Stale Ass 

When a girl tries to twerk but her ass ends up being just stiff. Usually happens to a girl with a fake ass. If your clappers ain't even movin up and, down side to side, or in and out.
Ex 1: Aye yo' Donminique's booty bout' as stale as a donkey's ass.
Ex 2: That girl need to get that ratchet hump off her back cuz she can't twerk that.
Ex 3: She got a stale ass cuz her clappers don't even be movin
Stale Ass by BabyFaceCache August 4, 2013

Stale Ass Bitch 

Stale ass bitch is an insult used mainly towards overly skinny females.

Especially if they like to do alot of shit-talking and can’t defend themselves.

Stale ass bitches are usually pussies.
A) β€œShes such a stale ass bitch!”
B) β€œWho? Valentina?!”
A) β€œYeah she's talking all that shit but when I press her she hides behind poles and shit!”
B) β€œPoles?”
A) β€œYeah! Poles! She’s THAT skinny. Not gonna blame her tho, if i were her I’d be pussy too. A fucking breeze might snap her in half if its too harsh.”

doggie style ass

That kind of ass that you can watch yourself pumping from behind and is a perfect fit...

The kind of ass built for doggie style
Her doggie style ass tempted me from the stage...
doggie style ass by Samtastic February 21, 2015

ass scale (1-10) 

Basically the same as female and male hotness scale but has to do with how big, round, jiggly or fat ur ass is

1- flat ass or silicon

2- pretty much nothing but a little bump
3- a little bigger
4- alittle jiggly
5- sort of round not very fat or jiggly
6- rounder not very big or jiggly
7- very round pretty jiggly
8- round, big and makes guys hard
9- queen of all asses
10- sweet jesus the mf god of all asses no chemicals or nothing
Ashton- Nigga did u see that ass
Jordan-That ass was so fake, only like a 2 on the ass scale (1-10)
ass scale (1-10) by urfuckingsuperb November 9, 2016

Face Tits Ass Scale 

The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?

Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?

Friend: No?

Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.

Friend: That's unfortunate.
Face Tits Ass Scale by Huntiar February 13, 2019

Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)

The act of inserting Gummy bears into the Arsehole of your lover. Perform the act of Rimming and finger blast the arse until air build up has been achieved. They will exhale gas, then let the Gatling Ass effect comence.
Gummy Cum Bum (Gatling Ass Style)
Last night I Inserted Gummy bears into Neildini's Ass and finger blasted him until he shot them out his ass like a Gatling gun! Fire in the hole!

Eat Ass (Carnival Style)

When one fills their sexual partner’s ass to the brim with whipped cream and then preceeds to suck it all out.
When questioned about his favorite activity, the man simply said he liked to β€œeat ass (carnival style)”.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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