stalacturd

A turd or turd fragment that fails to fall, clinging to one or the other ass cheek (or sometimes both) and requiring delicate manual removal.

As I started to wipe my butt this morning, my fingers detected a dangling, distasteful stalacturd blocking the path to their customary target area.

stalacturd by Oldefarr September 4, 2021

Stalacterd 

the terd formation that develops as a result of a prolonged bowel movement that goes unaddressed

After napping on the crapper, a stalacterd had protruded from his rectum.

Stalacterd by Oden's D March 27, 2010

Stalagturd 

When frozen poo piles up in a pit toilet in the winter.

The stalagturd had almost reached the seat in the pit toilet.

Stalagturd by Hailstorm27 February 12, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004