stalacturd

A turd or turd fragment that fails to fall, clinging to one or the other ass cheek (or sometimes both) and requiring delicate manual removal.

As I started to wipe my butt this morning, my fingers detected a dangling, distasteful stalacturd blocking the path to their customary target area.

by Oldefarr September 4, 2021

Stalacterd

the terd formation that develops as a result of a prolonged bowel movement that goes unaddressed

After napping on the crapper, a stalacterd had protruded from his rectum.

by Oden's D March 27, 2010

Stalagturd

When frozen poo piles up in a pit toilet in the winter.

The stalagturd had almost reached the seat in the pit toilet.

by Hailstorm27 February 12, 2022