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A turd or turd fragment that fails to fall, clinging to one or the other ass cheek (or sometimes both) and requiring delicate manual removal.
As I started to wipe my butt this morning, my fingers detected a dangling, distasteful stalacturd blocking the path to their customary target area.
by Oldefarr September 4, 2021
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