Stalagturd 

When frozen poo piles up in a pit toilet in the winter.

The stalagturd had almost reached the seat in the pit toilet.

Stalagturd by Hailstorm27 February 12, 2022

stalagtron 

A long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. This formation is similar in appearance to a stalactite or stalagmite but much less common.

Mark: Oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

Will: You have got to be kidding.

Mark: No way, check it out, it's at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

Will: Get the hammer, we're never going to have to work another day in our lives.

stalagtron by goodmango April 18, 2009

stalacturd

A turd or turd fragment that fails to fall, clinging to one or the other ass cheek (or sometimes both) and requiring delicate manual removal.

As I started to wipe my butt this morning, my fingers detected a dangling, distasteful stalacturd blocking the path to their customary target area.

stalacturd by Oldefarr September 4, 2021

Stalacterd 

the terd formation that develops as a result of a prolonged bowel movement that goes unaddressed

After napping on the crapper, a stalacterd had protruded from his rectum.

Stalacterd by Oden's D March 27, 2010