staircased

To get knocked the fuck out by someone and when someone asks what happened and you use it as an excuse instead of looking like a pussy

Person 1: "hey man what happened to your face? Looks like you got in a fight!"
Person 2: "nah man, I got staircased"

by BiggRigg74 November 21, 2014

Staircase

A ramp with teeth

Don't worry, the staircase won't bite!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019

staircase

A hoe, or tramp. Because boys go up and down her all day.

Ay you know Quesha
Man forget that staircase!!

by ZBeezyupontheeasy February 22, 2008

Staircased

To fart while walking up the stairs so the people behind you have to walk through it.

3 guys walk up the stairs. First one farts. Other 2 guys just got staircased.

by Furiouss George December 28, 2009

staircase

to make out, or hook up, with a barely known person while on a staircase or in a stairwell.

I staircased a guy that I met at the bar.

by Triumphantkoala February 22, 2010

staircase

a large flight of stairs

the elevator was broken so i had to take the staircase all the way to the twelfth floor.

by stair master May 13, 2006

Staircase

The literal incarnation of evil

I HATE staircases

by Xx_Minecraftkid69_xX February 13, 2018