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Statler and Waldorf

The two old grumpy men who sat in the balcony during the Muppet Show. They are two O G mother fuckers, who pioneered the art of modern day Hating.
"Sup man how was that comedy show last night at the MLK Civic Center?"
"Shit was aight. Some drunk dude heckled the comedian like one of those muppets Statler and waldorf "
Statler and Waldorf by DeuceBlue January 18, 2009

Statler and Waldorf

statler and waldorf, they ARE the original trolls
Statler and Waldorf by Flipper Offer September 28, 2010

Ec-Statler 

Pun coined by Dempsey from 90 Day Before the 90 Days S6E8 in reference to her partner, Statler, who said she was ecstatic to be there with her. Describes feeling ecstatic while simultaneously needing to poop.

On Pillow Talk” spin-off, David defined the pun as “when you can hardly control your emotions, but you still have to shit”.
I just got off the plane to meet my partner for the first time and I’m feeling ec-Statler.
Ec-Statler by demib0y July 26, 2023

Statler and Waldorf

1) two of Jim Henson's muppets. They are cranky, cantankerous old men who go out of their way to make everyone near them miserable.

2) two people who resemble the characters Statler and Waldorf in their behavior.

3) two people who pester, harass, and nettle the people around them because they have literally nothing better to do.
"Wow, do Skimmel and Sean ever shut up? They're just as obnoxious as Statler and Waldorf!"

"Don't feel bad hon, Draknar and Shalok always act like that. They're Statler and Waldorf."

Steadtler 

The blood on this parakeet is from when i stabbed it with my Steadtler compass.
Steadtler by RiversCuomoRulz April 18, 2006

Steadtler 

i have not a fucking clue who the hell is steadtler.
mi definition- steadler is a freak who chooses the crziest name 4 himself 2 make himself seem "kool" lil does he know that he is a friggin idiot.
hey im steadtler! & im bringin u down
ya bring it on. take ur crap down the toilet
Steadtler by not steadtler January 9, 2004