staar test
THE WORST MOTHER FUCKING TEST YOU HAVE TO TAKE FOR 4 MOTHER FUCKING GOD DAMN HOURS!
AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!
AND THE TEACHERS MAKE US DO IT!
staar test by The king of fat May 11, 2017
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staar test
A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
staar test by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019
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National STAAR test day
On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it
National STAAR test day by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018
Star Test
Standardized Testing and Reporting (Star)
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring
A license given to public schools by the state of california to brain wash children for a week every spring
STAR TESTING
A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.
STAR TESTING by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008
rock star penguin teste-blitz
A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
rock star penguin teste-blitz by fubsish August 10, 2009
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