Staab

A flinching pansie ass that doesn't have any self control. Drives a wanna be Toyota, and has a lot of pent up anger. Since all of his friends are assholes. He can't spell for shit but he'll change your oil quicker than you can pay him for it.

Shut the fuck up Staab

by DiggyCP December 5, 2018

staab

An Adjektive for food that tends to be tasteless. Most commonly used for dishes without meat.

"Do you like that salad?"
"No, it's quite staab."

by TokiTok April 7, 2023

A Stella Staab

A person who is often mistaken as a goddess. A Stella Staab is a way of describing a girl who is thought to be perfect. Boys think she is irresistible. She is smart and caring, however does not think highly of herself and is very down to earth. Shes is affectionate and if she has a boy friend at the time, he sees himself as the luckiest man alive.

Boyfriends fall so inlove with her and instantly want to spend the rest of their lives with her.

Bob: Wow that girl is a Stella Staab
Smandrew: I know, shes the girl of my dreams

by Andrellion July 16, 2009

Caitlyn Staab

LOSER

Caitlyn Staab is really annoying! :D

by dunzie1997 August 19, 2011

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

Butt-Stabbing Bandit

The name is quite self-explanatory, but don't let that make you thing you know everything you need to about the Butt-Stabbing Bandit. He is a ferocious monster that crawled out of hell itself, hungering for one thing; butt-related injuries.

If you are a guy, imagine having dozens of miniature testicles up your bum. Now picture them all bursting with the brutal stab of a 220 lbs. man and his full force punch of a 5 inch rusty carbon steel tactical knife. If you are a woman, well, I don't know how to relate it to you. So just imagine something really bad up your butt. Like childbirth! That's it, imagine you are giving birth in your ass. But...it reverses, I guess. Whatever.
This is the dark reality of few Americans. This occurrence is rare, and only seldom caught on tape. The side effects of an attack by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit include:
-Bleeding (duh)
-Crying
-Feeling of extreme pain
-Loss of bowel control (eww)
-Nightmares
-Depressing
-Rage
-More crying
-Anxiety

Note: One of the main results of an assault by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit results in the possible change in sexuality. The first stab changes you to the sexuality opposite from your original one. The second changes you back. And so on and so forth, leaving you at the mercy of if he stabs you an odd or even number of times.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you? We haven't seen you in weeks! I called your house, but all your roommate said was that you were in the hospital.
Guy 2: Nothing, man, nothing. *Starts to walk away, revealing the intensive bandage wrapping on his ass-region.
Guy 1: What's up with your ass, man?
Guy 2: I was.. I got attacked by the Butt-Stabbing Bandit, okay?!? Happy now?
Guy 1: Holy shit, dude... I had no idea. I'm sorry, like, I don't know what to say.
Guy 2: Just go, man. *Dark black and white flashback of attack* *Tear roles down cheek*
Guy 1: You okay?
Guy 2: Just go....

by JasperRide March 29, 2015

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020