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Sratchet 

This is a female who has joined a Greek organization who "can't even" or "literately deal". Can be found at a "bro" location. She typically can be found in any of the following: fur vest, high waisted shorts(ass cheeks must be showing), crop tops (saying fuck me, free, boss ass bitch, sometimes just bitch), snap back (she doesn't know the team), combat boots, leggings(also counts as pants), ray bans (even when it's not sunny). Every songs is her song as she precedes to twerk as she believes that she can. She probably spilled her drink on you at a bar. They swear Juicy J is their artist even though they only know three songs. She doesn't associate with GDI's (god damn independents)
dude: see that girl trying to twerk? But can't.

dude 2: yea she's sratchet, why does she have on a fur vest?
Sratchet by Fratchet14 May 17, 2014
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sratchet 

sratchet (adj) -1. a word used to describe a "ratchet" sorority girl; 2. acting in a manner involving both ratchet and stereotypical "srat girl" actions, including but not limited to: punch parties, having monogramed koozies, using instagram filters, taking selfies, and hanging out at only 1 fraternity on campus
Abby: "OMG I just totally went to that punch party at Sigma Nu last night and was so sloshed dancing on their pong table! I fell off and puked in their bathroom"
Madison: "Girl you're being so sratchet right now"
sratchet by Average Srat Girl September 22, 2013

Slatchet 

A person that is a slut but can't even afford to be one, mainly referred to a female but can be used for both genders
Melissa: Did you just see that girl walk by?
Vanessa: Yeah, she's so slatchet
Slatchet by take_a_hint June 21, 2015

Snatcheteria 

A location full of hot, horny women ready to give up that poon to every pussy craving male in the house.
Check out this party full of hotties broooohhhh!

Yea braaaaahhh!!! It's a snatcheteria.
Snatcheteria by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

smatchet 

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"
smatchet by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet 

(verb) to request a wet spanking
"Smatchet, baby."
smatchet by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

snatchet-facing

When 2 nasty, ugly chicks can't enough attention because they have a combination of snatch and hatchet face so they start making out in attempt to attract men, which just turns them off even more.
"That snatchet-facing at the bar last night made me want to drown those two bitches in herpe-infested water!"
snatchet-facing by mm...hmmm August 19, 2011
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