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sqwilliam 

my buddy name be sqwilliam
oh i love sqwilliam fancyton!
sqwilliam by 420.clowns June 24, 2022

Squilliam 

A rare species of animal, native to Tasmania. Squilliams walk on 4 legs but are able to sit upright, similar to beavers. However, their walking capabilities are limited when on 2 legs. Squilliams saw vast brutality and oppression following British colonization of Tasmania, and later through their unfair treatment by the Australian government.

Before British hegemony fragmented and destroyed the Squilliam's way of life, they lived free in the vast forests and grasslands. However, following British colonization of Tasmania in 1803, their habitats were destroyed and many Squilliams were hunted down for their expensive furs. The result was brutal fighting between British colonizers and guerilla tribes of Squilliams, armed with whatever they could find. At first, the less-equipped Squilliams struggled with their oppressors, who wielded advanced firearms and horses. However, Squilliams were able to make use of their habitat, which the British colonizers were not familiar with. The British government was no match for these ravenous beasts and were forced to withdraw from the sporadic fighting. Today, Squilliams can once again live free in their homeland and graze on the rich grasses of Tasmania, free from British oppression.
"I'm a fan of Squilliam meat personally, though it is a bit too gamey"
"Dude, Squilliams are an endangered species, not cool"
Squilliam by Uncle_Clem July 2, 2021

Sprilliam 

A Sprilliam is a character in a story who tries to act straight but his real sexual orientation is of the homosexual decent.
One man "Yo did you see that nice ass?"
Sprilliam "Ya that ladie had a really good looking backside"
Sprilliam by James Nuttall January 27, 2009

Squilliam Fancyson

In the TV show, Spongebob Squarepants, Squilliam is Squidward Tentacles' rival who made millions of dollars doing what Squidward wish he could do. Squidward always tries to impress him and usually ends in an epic fail excluding the episode where Squidward had a band.
I need a 5 diamond restaurant because I told Squilliam Fancyson that I run one!!!
Squilliam Fancyson by jayslover January 4, 2009

Skilliam 

To have ultimate skill
My mom has so much skilliam at making grilled cheeses
Skilliam by Squilliam Ballsack April 22, 2015

Silliam William 

The full name of the person commonly known as Silly Billy

basically a fancier way to call someone a Silly Billy
Mannnn, you're being such a silly billy right now.

Excuse me?? have some respect for your elders. That's Silliam William to you.
Silliam William by Efroom August 11, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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