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Squatcho 

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.
Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."
Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014
Related Words

squatch taco 

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher
Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

Squatchcock 

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
crotch swatcher by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
Twat swatch by CupcakePower January 28, 2019