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sqwatch by Dustin Lamb February 10, 2006
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squatch taco
The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.
Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.
squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016
Squatchcock
Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.
balls stank nasty
balls stank nasty
Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"
Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016
crotch swatcher
One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.
Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.
crotch swatcher by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010
Twat swatch
A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
Twat swatch by CupcakePower January 28, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026