sqwanched

sqwanched; when you get pounded with a fist

dude you better shut the fuck up before you get sqwanched

by fishsunmoon April 15, 2016

Squinched

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

by Inzaen April 4, 2021

Sanched

Similar to Munsoned, but the Sanch version. When you think you have the world in your hand, only to see an epic collapse. Some see it as bad luck, but people who get Sanched are perennial losers with every opportunity possible. Eventually the Sanch's lack of morals and values catch up to him and leave him wondering what the hell just happened.

Guy #1: Hey what happened to the Sanch last night? I saw him leave the club with a hot girl and he gave me a thumbs up on the way out.

Guy #2: Bro he dropped a shitload of money on her and she asked him to drop her off at her ex-boyfriends house.

Guy #1: Damn, he got Sanched in the middle of nowhere.

by Big Ern McCracken November 18, 2013

Sqweenched

Cut loose

Korvo: we have been sqweenched
Terry: why would funbucket do this to us!

by Chebster May 18, 2020

sianched

When you get sideswiped and you never saw it coming....

"Oh shit girl, you just got sianched"
"I thought I had a piece of cake in the fridge but when I went to eat it, it was gone. Damn I just got sianched"

"I'm glad I left Duval county since they went blue for Biden"

"Girl, we glad too.... #youjustgotsianched"

by Hizzlebadizzle November 3, 2020

splanched out

"Splanched" is a portmanteau word combining "spent" and "blanched". To say that someone is "splanched out" is to say he looks like he's been through the ringer; that he's pale, drawn, slightly unwell; like he's just undergone a draining personal ordeal; like he's just seen a ghost.

"Wow, have you seen Calvin? He just got back from Japan where he was searching the bins for old vinyl copies of Libby Titus' second album and he looks totally splanched out.

by chintzy March 7, 2007

swenched

word meaning soaking,wet,drenched generally very damp

oh darn i'm absolutely swenched
i'm not going out in that i'll get swenched

by lightning316 January 23, 2009