Sqwancher 

/ˈskwɒn.tʃər/ noun
(derived from French, also verb: sqwanch /skwɒntʃ/; adj.: sqwanchy /ˈskwɒn.tʃi/)

Definition:

(v., trans.) To sqwanch: The act of gently compressing a banana between both hands to achieve optimal sweetness and texture, often culminating in a clean lengthwise rupture of the peel revealing the fruit’s ideal consistency.

(n.) A person who practices the delicate and precise act of pressing a banana between both hands to soften its interior and increase its natural sucrosity; a practitioner of banana enhancement through tactile pressure.

(adj.) Sqwanchy: Descriptive of a banana that has been properly softened through skilled pressure and has achieved an ideal level of sweetness and yield.

Usage Notes:
The technique of sqwanching requires an intricate understanding of banana ripeness, peel integrity, and pressure modulation. Too much force results in over-mush; too little, and the desired transformation fails. Expert banana sqwanchers often keep pressure diaries and refer to a flavor-pressure index known in some circles as the "SQR Scale."

Cultural Note:
The rise of banana sqwanchers as a global subculture began in the early 2020s. Often gathering in farmer’s markets, botanical gardens, or high-altitude fruit labs, these enthusiasts study pressure dynamics, flavor changes, and develop philosophical debates on the ethics of premature sqwanching.

"During his doctoral research on tactile-fructose modulation, Dr. Elkins discovered that a banana’s sugar profile could be influenced up to 12% through optimal controlled sqwanch."

"I tried to sqwanch my breakfast banana on the subway, but I underestimated the squeeze zone and ended up with a potassium crime scene."

"Only at the Midnight Fruit Society would one find a candlelit sqwanching ceremony, led by robe-clad enthusiasts chanting the peel-pressure psalms."

"The 2024 World Sqwanch-Off in Kyoto crowned a new champion after she achieved a record-breaking peel split with only 0.3 PSI variance."

"Les nutritionnistes alternatifs recommandent désormais de sqwancher les bananes mûres pour en libérer tout le potentiel aromatique, à condition de maîtriser la pression longitudinale."

Sqwancher by valzerchikito May 5, 2025

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

crotch swatcher

One who swatches anothers crotch. i.e. One who stares or constantly is looking at someone elses crotchal region.

Yo Brohannesburg you should go destroy that chicha, shes such a crotch swatcher, I just caught her staring at your cock and balls.

crotch swatcher by J-Pac 5000 March 14, 2010

The Squincher Squeeze 

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

The Squincher Squeeze by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

squincher 

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

squincher by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squancher

One who enjoys squanching i.e.erotic asfixiation in a closet

Self explanatory squancher = squancher

squancher by Bofadeeznuttz January 8, 2018

sqwelcher

Another name for a very moist female vagina.

Put that sqwelcher away, your spraying that sh** EVERYWHERE!

sqwelcher by Gary MacKenzie April 15, 2008