squishness

The amount by which an object can be squished.

The squishness of Marty's drafting chair was enough to cushion his toosh!

by the cad teach September 18, 2014

squisheasy

When something is easy to squish, or squishable, it is considered "squisheasy".

Me: "Would you like some Jello?"
Joe: "Jello? No thanks. It's too squisheasy for me."

by 1st Lady Pinner December 18, 2009

Squishmeister

A girl which is real squishy and playful in appearance. When u look at her, you can't help but squish her cheeks and slap her buns.

Jermaine: Wow did you just see that piece of ass?
Terrence: She was a real squishmeister...
Jermaine: Let's go poke her!

by Tee man June 23, 2014

Squishies

A term used for breasts, based on their soft and squishy character and their preferably larger size.

Lucy: "He's mine! Don't go showing him your squishies!

Jane: "It wasn't that I was showing them to him... they just showed themselves to him."

Lucy: "You tit goblin."

by Zax19 October 13, 2009

slushness

1. When something is incredibly cool

2. Something very slushy

"That T shirt is just...slushness!"

"This slush puppy is pure slushness"

by Tris March 17, 2005

squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018