Squishadin

When you stick your floppy dick into the small opening of a glass bottle and get a boner, getting your dick stuck then having to shatter the glass bottle with your dick still in it.

I heard that Jimmy gave himself a Squishadin

by The other DOOD May 25, 2010

soft squishing

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008

Squishalicious

1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment

guy : "Dude, this fat dead guy is so Squishalicious! watch what happens when i poke him with a stick!"

other guy : "AWESOME"

by Kelli B is me October 9, 2008

squishing my chill

A famous australian/welsh saying in which one lowers the quality of anothers day.

I have lots to say but I only have 3 percent battery left and its squishing my chill

Commercial: don't believe everything you read on the internet. Me: stop squishing my chill

by dr. howard kyle elise mchar October 12, 2013

squishing it

A term used in the tech industry to mean you are doing a really good job. Synonymous with 'killing it' or 'crushing it.'

Dude, you are straight squishing it on those TPS reports.

by tpaps October 4, 2015